"i don't trust you in teal eyeshadow."

that's right. it's a real quote from the rose white one. actually i think she said "i can't take you seriously in teal eyeshadow." it was a real blow, you know? i mean, here i am, trying to assert my femininity in the only way i know how (apparently referencing the 1980s is necessary), and she goes and makes fun of me. belittles my contribution to society! the nerve...

like, ooh my god, if you can't take me seriously in teal eyeshadow, when can you?

and also listen, don't make fun of my popcorn. if i have been indoctrinated into the culture of soy sauce and brewer's yeast on popcorn, just accept it, okay? don't tell me i need butter. just because the Castro uses butter doesn't mean it's RIGHT. 

what tastes like honey but burns like whiskey?